Starring Samuel L. Jackson as Bone-fide Badass

Coach Carter is tough
He teaches gangstas to ball
Chant Rich wha'? Richmond!

The Big Dance

March Madness is here
My pick to win ain't Kansas
Mr. Robert Morris

Thrift Shopping

While at the food store

Capri Sun, milk, rum and lard

Buy one get one free

Turn that Frown Upside Down

When I get too sad
I tell myself to smile
Then I feel better