Saturday, December 26, 2009

Not a Haiku, but I thought I'd include this anyway...

Here is a list of things (in progress) I realized back home that I took granted while studying abroad in Hungary:
  1. cheaper and a larger variety of cereal (and lactose-free milk)
  2. free refills on drinks at restaurants (nagyon jó)
  3. durable cleaning sponges
  4. never having to hear (or know) the expression "hú há!"
  5. clothes dryer machines and scented dryer sheets
  6. Pabst Blue Ribbon (selected as America's Best in 1893)

Thursday, December 24, 2009

On My Way Out

The time has come now
I have to leave Hungary
Bye bye Dreher sör

Good Riddance

Buda recaptured
The year 1686
Peace out Hungary

Finom Food

Dear Jó Reggelt bars
You have devoured my soul
Give me back my life

Friday, December 18, 2009

Home Cookin'

Paprikás csirke
A main Hungarian dish
Damn euro mullets

Supertroopers Style

Here is my order
I want liter o' cola
Not a large Farva

Intellectual Torture

Three hour classes
Might as well pull out my hair
Too bad I'm balding

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Acronyms

Russian KGB
Stands for "Kickin German Butt"
Watch your back, Boris

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Middle Eastern Food

Ahh, living the dream
I eat kilos of hummus
Then cry to my mom

Down Time

Kickin' it legit
I do things in my free time
Such as smoking crack

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Coexistence

In giant buckets
We will all live together
Magyarországon

A Little Bit O' Magyarul

Írik haiku most 
You speak great Hungarian 
Go America

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Palinka is Good

Enjoying Europe
Like a shot of palinka
Hoo ha! Ah ee uh

Bor, Bor, Bor

Drink wine in Eger
Igen, Egri Bikavér
Then pass out at lunch

Hungarian Beer, mmmmmm...

Pint of Borsodi
You can drink it from a bowl
Tastes like processed Spam

When in Budapest...

Budapesten most
Bocsánat, banán vagyok
Fábián sztriptíz

Food

Hungarian food
Wheaties: the Breakfast of Champions
Give me some goulash