I win

There is this robber
Tried to break into my house
Like Borat, "I crush"

A Heavenly Combo

My breakfast diet
Wheaties: the breakfast of champs
And lactose-free milk

Legitimately Sick

Strep throat, colds, head aches
But what affects me the most:
The Brown Bag Syndrome

Sweet Home Chicago

To be anywhere
One place I would like to live
Chi-town, come to me