Saturday, December 26, 2009

Not a Haiku, but I thought I'd include this anyway...

Here is a list of things (in progress) I realized back home that I took granted while studying abroad in Hungary:
  1. cheaper and a larger variety of cereal (and lactose-free milk)
  2. free refills on drinks at restaurants (nagyon jó)
  3. durable cleaning sponges
  4. never having to hear (or know) the expression "hú há!"
  5. clothes dryer machines and scented dryer sheets
  6. Pabst Blue Ribbon (selected as America's Best in 1893)

Thursday, December 24, 2009

On My Way Out

The time has come now
I have to leave Hungary
Bye bye Dreher sör

Good Riddance

Buda recaptured
The year 1686
Peace out Hungary

Finom Food

Dear Jó Reggelt bars
You have devoured my soul
Give me back my life

Friday, December 18, 2009

Home Cookin'

Paprikás csirke
A main Hungarian dish
Damn euro mullets

Supertroopers Style

Here is my order
I want liter o' cola
Not a large Farva

Intellectual Torture

Three hour classes
Might as well pull out my hair
Too bad I'm balding

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Acronyms

Russian KGB
Stands for "Kickin German Butt"
Watch your back, Boris

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Middle Eastern Food

Ahh, living the dream
I eat kilos of hummus
Then cry to my mom

Down Time

Kickin' it legit
I do things in my free time
Such as smoking crack