Pedal to the Metal!

My life in a nutshell
Speeding tickets connoisseur
Useless traffic signs

An Ambitous Individual

All I want in life

A fruit punch water fountain

My dream will come true

Inspired by a True Story

Eating a nice lunch
Homemade soup and an apple
Ouch, I bit my lip

The Truth about the Real World

My job is awesome
Staring at a computer
The cubicle life

Jersey Shore Tribute

Jager bombs always
Yo, fetch me a Heineken
Makes for a good night

Ace of Cakes

When the dogs awake
That is when I bake a cake
Filled with paprika

The Gyros Master

Jamal cooks gyros
Restaurant in Budapest
Makes my stomach churn

THINGS THAT TICK ME OFF

Skinny jeans on men
Don't chew with your mouth open
Never touch my ears

What Happens After Graduation

Enter the real world
Wish I could rewind four years
No cubicle please

Starring Samuel L. Jackson as Bone-fide Badass

Coach Carter is tough
He teaches gangstas to ball
Chant Rich wha'? Richmond!

The Big Dance

March Madness is here
My pick to win ain't Kansas
Mr. Robert Morris

Thrift Shopping

While at the food store

Capri Sun, milk, rum and lard

Buy one get one free

Turn that Frown Upside Down

When I get too sad
I tell myself to smile
Then I feel better

I win

There is this robber
Tried to break into my house
Like Borat, "I crush"

A Heavenly Combo

My breakfast diet
Wheaties: the breakfast of champs
And lactose-free milk

Legitimately Sick

Strep throat, colds, head aches
But what affects me the most:
The Brown Bag Syndrome

Sweet Home Chicago

To be anywhere
One place I would like to live
Chi-town, come to me

Oh, say can you see [a McDonald's over yonder]

Good ol’ USA
Land of the free and obese
Let's eat some MacDee’s

The Best Pizza Pie Ever

990 Pizza
Put an egg in the middle
Then it's a Fitness

I'm BAAAAAACK!

Haiku hiatus 
I have returned to writing

I blame it on beer

Not a Haiku, but I thought I'd include this anyway...

Here is a list of things (in progress) I realized back home that I took granted while studying abroad in Hungary:

1. cheaper and a larger variety of cereal (and lactose-free milk)
2. free refills on drinks at restaurants (nagyon jó)
3. durable cleaning sponges
4. never having to hear (or know) the expression "hú há!"
5. clothes dryer machines and scented dryer sheets
6. Pabst Blue Ribbon (selected as America's Best in 1893)

On My Way Out

The time has come now
I have to leave Hungary
Bye bye Dreher sör

Good Riddance

Buda recaptured
The year 1686
Peace out Hungary

Finom Food

Dear Jó Reggelt bars
You have devoured my soul
Give me back my life

Home Cookin'

Paprikás csirke
A main Hungarian dish
Damn euro mullets

Supertroopers Style

Here is my order
I want liter o' cola
Not a large Farva

Intellectual Torture

Three hour classes
Might as well pull out my hair
Too bad I'm balding

Acronyms

Russian KGB
Stands for "Kickin German Butt"
Watch your back, Boris

Middle Eastern Food

Ahh, living the dream

I eat kilos of hummus

Then cry to my mom

Down Time

Kickin' it legit
I do things in my free time
Such as smoking crack

Coexistence

In giant buckets
We will all live together
Magyarországon

A Little Bit O' Magyarul

Írik haiku most 

You speak great Hungarian 

Go America

Palinka is Good

Enjoying Europe
Like a shot of palinka
Hoo ha! Ah ee uh

Bor, Bor, Bor

Drink wine in Eger
Igen, Egri Bikavér
Then pass out at lunch

Hungarian Beer, mmmmmm...

Pint of Borsodi
You can drink it from a bowl
Tastes like processed Spam

When in Budapest...

Budapesten most
Bocsánat, banán vagyok
Fábián sztriptíz

Food

Hungarian food

Wheaties: the Breakfast of Champions

Give me some goulash